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|Friday, November 24th, 2006|
|Friday, March 5th, 2004|
Coming to terms...
For the larger part of my life, I have found myself unable to properly assert my own personality, eternally offering my fragrant bunghole to others. The perfect "bottom." My only release from the domination of others has been classic television. I constantly found myself lost in these characters which I could be. 18 long years of my life went by before I experienced my first revelation: I had a deep and abiding connection to a VERY specific character. His name was Stymie. Yes, sexy, sensual Stymie.
It bothered me how much I had in common with this supposedly fictional character, how much he reflected my own feelings, thoughts, and dreams. We both even shuffle for the white man!
I had to dig deeper. I watched the "Spooky" episode 347 times that afternoon. It was full of similar characters, many of whom felt "familiar," as if I knew them, just as the plots felt "comfortable," as if I had already been through their paces. I was home.
Just as I came to terms with these horrific yet arousing changes in my life, I purchased the wide screen edition. Within seconds of watching it, my head began to throb, dully, at the invisible cornrows. At first I thought it was an ocular headache, but it was much, much more.
Much, much more my mediakin brethren.
The more I watched and touched myself, the more I knew that this character, this immaculate character, with his spunky charm, raggedy clothes, and lisping speech, this Buckwheat, was more than familiar. He was ME!
Like a piece of my very own soul acting out my very own painful struggles on the screen. He was a part of me! The best part! And this is where I am now, lost and confused, trying to find an answer to the longing inside me. I never dreamed there were so many others.
I’ll ponder this tonight, touching myself and lisping softly in the dark.
Otay! Current Mood: angsty
|Tuesday, February 17th, 2004|
Now, I'd like to welcome the new golks in hear, you know I would, but I'm just not s sure. If'n I'm counting correctly, this makes two colored folks in this town. Now, I'm all for having one, you know, the token negro, provide a little local color, if you know what I mean, but two, now that's practically a ghetto. I'm startin' to 'spect that we'll start havinn ourselves a crime problem in here soon.
Now Charlie, don't you take that as a signal to go wild now. Current Mood: annoyed
|Saturday, February 14th, 2004|
Me and I are happy to join this community.
I've always known that I'm patty and I've known that I'm patty. Who else could I be, I mean sister and I'm the cousin.
I used to have the reincarnation of Columbo as my slave, but somehow he managed to escape my basement. So i'm on the prowl again for another slave. Any takers? I mean I have a very nice basement. I can be a very kind mistress, cruel, no kind...cruel...kind.....give me a minute here gotta bitch slap my cousin.
Well that's taken care of, let me just say that I'm happy to be here. No I'm not, damn it, do I have to bitch slap you around again. OK, yes I am.
Like, no one ever responds to anything I ever say except when I say something bad! Then everyone jumps on my ass.
IM SO GLAD I HAVE MY BOYFRIEND AROUND ME. HE TOTALLY UNDERSTANS!
We are like sooo totally in love. He hasnt left myside for 172 hours 46 minutes an 13 seconds. isnt that like sooo sweet?
Yesterday i went out to eat with him and i had some shrimp but it wasnt very good so he offered tot ake me some place even thogh he didnt have the money and i thoght it was sooo very romantic and i ended up eating a sandwich from a deli that wasnt that good but i didnt say anything cause I like totally wanted to be sweet too cause i'm like a good person sometimes.
Anyway, why dont any of you like me? Maybe Ill just leave this group. Anyone else wanna tell me what a horrible evil bitch I am for that??
|Friday, February 13th, 2004|
I come forward into the light.
For many years I have been haunted, nay! Tormented! Tormented by the dreams! That inane tune playing over and over! The skinny boy with the Cowlick, the fat boy with the beanie and worst of all…the dog. I will speak of it no longer.
I have accepted the shame of my former existence. Now I struggle to come to terms with that other life in that other world which calls to me still. Casting its black and white pall over my every moment, awake or asleep.
I have been searching the Internet for those who could understand my pain.
Oh cruel irony! When I think of those who could have used my past life to gain a higher understanding of the cosmos, but instead turned a blind eye, dismissing the greater meaning as simple comedy! FOLLY OF MORTAL MEN! They are doomed to repeat the same mistakes over and over for all time but not we my media brethren! Let us at least reap what paltry rewards our displaced existences offer us in the form of greater knowledge and understanding than that of our mundane peers. Let us buy the boxed DVD sets of our lives and learn from them! Let no one say that we lived out our lives in twain for naught!
Otay! Current Mood: rejuvenated
I apologize for my tardiness. I was at a ho-down-- I mean Oil Convention. Current Mood: bitchy
|Tuesday, February 10th, 2004|
Why am I not surprised?
You are the undisputed king of killers.
not much on doing things yourself though.
It's much better to gather a cult of young people
around you to do your bidding.
To bad you were cought and now grow old in jail,
writing music, writing poetry and receiving
mass mail from your huge fan base out there.
Have fun! What serial killer are you? brought to you by Quizilla
|Wednesday, February 4th, 2004|
Hey there, children. I'm a pop culture icon, but
not at all like that propaganda bullshit you see on the
idiot box. The real Charles has been dead for decades
thanks to all the fucking pigs and niggers.
But Charlie's spirit lives in me now.
I am a kind, loving, simple (and I'm told charismatic).
family man. I like acid, spirituality, killing piggies,
and needlepoint embroidery.
|Tuesday, February 3rd, 2004|
Good evening. My name is Linus Van Pelt, and I would appreciate it if you didn't comment on the blanket.
The Spice shall Flow
I am 23 year old Irish gentleman and although I was born in County Cork, I came to live in Barrow Alaska when I was but a wee tike of 3. I always like the barren wastes of snow stretching forever... and during the winter they reminded me of a great desert. I liked deserts. I always knew I was a lord of the desert.
Imagine my amazement when I read Dune and understood I was really Paul Atriedes, the great Kwisatz Haderach.
I set about to reclaim my empire, but I spent a lot of day in jail because people just don't understand I am an Emperor. Now I bide my time and one day the Fremen will help me reclaim that which is mine.
I know it ... I have seen it happen already.
I have somehow slipped into an alternate reality and I have my best mentads working on how this happened.
Oh, and those two movies ... BOY did they get ME wrong ... the book is mostly right though...
Those two guys in the movies though .,.. I could SOoo kick their butts.
It is difficult to go from an Emperor, to eating Whale blubber, but hey we gotta learn sometime.
I like to visit Mayberry. It is quiet and WARM and the people here understand I used to be an Emperor.
I just saw and talked with Rigel, the grand Dominar of Hibernia ... he understands completely and if we get outta this, he's getting a sweet spice trade deal... Current Mood: devious
I live in mayberry, NC. I'm a mechanic and I really AM goober Pyle.... Current Mood: busy
I'm a 19 year old Female from North Carolina, and a full Cherokee. Yet I have always understood that I was much more than that. I would gaze up at the stars and know I belonged out there amongst them.
Mayberry is nice and peacful and it is in my home state so I can visit it often. Growing up on the reservation I was always made fun of for my stories of living on the edge of known space running a station. That is until my friends and I saw our first episode of Deep Space Nine ... I just *knew* that the story was about me and that I'm really Ben Sisko, trapped in this lithe and shapely form,...
Since then I have been receiving transmissions from beyond the worm hole, that I have been sent back to this time and place to perform a great mission. It is kind of hard making the transition, being now a college student and so used to running the whole show ... but it is my Duty to Star Fleet, and the galaxy... I have to do it.. after all I am the only one who can. after all, I AM the Sisko.... Current Mood: complacent
I know that I am Alexis, even if I work in a Noodle factory outside of Tuscan. Current Mood: bitchy
I gotta say, I'm impressed with the rapid turnout here. Y'all are welcome, I hope you emjoy your stay.
I s'pose I should introduce myself. In this world, in this life and body I'm a young guy, 16, born in Kyoto, Japan. My parents moved to the U.S., to San Francisco, when I was just a tyke, 4 years old.
The thing is, I always knew I wasn't really Japanese, in a deeper sense, and I think I always knew that I existed elsewhere, as Sherrif Taylor, even before I ever saw my first rerun of the Andy Griffith Show. In my earliest memories, I knew that the area around me was subtly wrong somehow. I remember seeing the frotn of a store, and expecting to see a trocking chair there. Going home, expecting to see the cell in the back with the old dunk sleeping it off. Learning english in school was so easy, iit was like I already spoke it, somehow. It wasn't until I saw my first rerun that I really knew who I was, recognized the signs.
Now, I accept my double life. I'm finishing High School, and will probbably apply to the police academy when I graduate next year. In the mean time, I'll keep Mayberry, and mediakin
safe for you folks whenever you care to visit.
So why don't ya'll tell us a bit more about yourselves? Current Mood: excited
|Monday, February 2nd, 2004|
Hello Darlings. I have some lovely diamond rings and cat-fights. Current Mood: bitchy
Hey there boys. Just wanted to introduce myself. Current Mood: ecstatic